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A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.
An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.
2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
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A guy who wouldn't do that.
Rest in Peace Michael Aday
A.K.A Meat Loaf
1947-2022
The Loaf, is what rapper LilSDL uses as a nickname for his gang.
“Ayy man I’m chillin here wit The Loaf”
A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.
Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!
someone needs Suf The Loaf to cut their bread
I can't cut my bread I need Suf The Loaf
Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you
A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.
Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.