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One of the best baseball franchises around with arguably the greatest fanbase.
The St. Louis Cardinals beat the Houston Astros today, and will again tomorrow.
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the best record in baseball. what now?
the red birds are gonna win the world series!
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a prison located in Clarksville, MD. known for penguins taking control, disgusting uniforms (not to mention retarded uniforms socks) and making us walk in the halls like we have chains connecting our ankles to the person in front of us. the cyo teams rock, cuz we're number one, but other than that, it's a crappy, small Cathoic school with uniforms, no lockers, no daily lunches sold, and not enough room to go around. the school does not provide us with extra classes, such as cooking, dancing, sewing, etc. we have no electives, such as woodshop or tech ed. the school is so poor that it has to have one room to serve as the gym/bball court, cafeteria, and auditorium. in the phis. ed. program there is nothing but playing games, and provides nobody that comes out of our school with any physical fittness. but just so they can't be blamed for any students growing up and becoming way too overweight, they decided to give us extra thin fat free pretzels with our hot lunches instead of chips. nor do they serve us juice anymore, as if that juice was any good. every year the current eight grade does something wrong, and then the next year the whole school pays, while that crime-committing class goes off to highschool, leaving everyone else to suffer. example: a few years ago the eigth graders wouldn't stop rolling up their uniform skirts, now our skirts are kilts. and since Penguin (VP) is an ankle sock natzi, when the eigth grade refused to stop wearing ankle socks, SLS socks were made. we learn math that can't be used, and we have teachers that don't speak english. if given the choice, run away from home before coming to st. louis.
St. Louis School is a place that nobody should ever go under free will.
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The butt grease and sweat that emerges on a hot August day in St. Louis.
If I find out that you gave Sheila an Alabama Hot Pocket, I'll rub a fist full of St. Louis Butter in your eye.
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Not actually a black militant as the other definition might suggest, but rather the intellectual equivalent of Uncle Tom, a book-smart house negro professor of negro studies who thinks Africa is one country full of ignant chimps that only his white masters can save.
"Isn't Henry Louis Gates, Jr. a black intellectual."
"Actually he's just an uncle tom."
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A team that plays in the city of St. Louis, Missouri. They are the reigning National League champions with one of the best (if not the BEST) in all of sports.
The Cubs are soo bad. Let's watch those Cards beat their brains out.
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Th greatest show on turf with an awesome offense with the legendary RB Marshall Faulk and WR Torry Holt.
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