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Damn that dude is flexible! He’s eating a Dutch lunch right now!
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Intercourse while the female has a bag over her head with eye and mouth holes cut out. At the point of climax, the male pulls out, aims for the holes, and yells out "Sack Lunch." If the ejaculate makes it into the mouth hole you get 5pts, 10pts for an eye hole, and triple point score for both eye holes. If all three holes are hit, she has to make you a sandwich while wearing the paper bag. Additionally, you can compare scores with your friends to determine the ultimate sack lunch champion.
I came into her mouth hole and both eye holes while yelling "sack lunch," and then she made me a ham sandwich while wearing the bag.
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vagina wanting lesbian oral sex.
That dike packed a box lunch for her date.
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Mean horrible people who hate kids
The lunch ladies yelled at us for picking up trash
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Dry lunch is when you eat roadkill animals with no drink to go with it
Craig: "I could really do with some food right now"
Gavin " I've got some pheasant left over for a dry lunch mate"
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Using your tongue to remove a falafel from a woman's vagina
Hey girl you want to go have a Lebanese lunch?
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Derived from "mercy fuck". Having lunch with someone because you feel sorry for them and they keep suggesting to have lunch sometime.
Bill kept bugging me to get together to hear his dumb ideas, so i finally budged and gave him a mercy lunch.
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