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mary-jane

Weed.

Just another street term, not to be confused with the candy.

Shaggy: Mary-jane's like, MY FAVORITE NAME!

by ZT May 9, 2005

97๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marie-laurence

a chixx you wont fuck beacause your too ugly,but she'll bewitch you with her flamboyant and unconscious charm.

i hop i'd be Marie-laurence

i'd like to get a Marie-laurence for my birthday

i wish i could date marie-laurence

by ninaflower July 12, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


fail mary

the exact opposite of a hail mary which is a miraculous success. a "fail" mary is the extreme degree of an epic fail. the worst possible type of fail one could ever experience.

Person 1: "Did you see what happened during the last 10 seconds of the game last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah...the receiver jumped for the ball, but missed it completely..I mean..it just went right above his head."
Person 1: "You'd think the quarterback went for the "fail mary" play."

insert laugh here....just saying...

by AnonymousFailBlogger March 18, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Typhoid Mary

1. Mary Mallon, the first known healthy carrier of typhoid fever, who spread it by working as a cook (typhoid fever is spread through water and food). When health officials tracked her down, she refused to believe she was a carrier, because a. since she was the first known case, she'd never before heard of healthy carriers and b. she did not understand a lot about typhoid fever. She was forcibly quarantined, released after two years on the condition that she wouldn't seek work as a cook again and quarantined again for life after another outbreak was tracked to her working as a cook under a pseudonym. It seems she had taken the job because other household jobs (like doing laundry) she got didn't pay as well and she still didn't believe she could spread the disease.
2. A carrier of any contagious disease who, through ignorance and recalcitrance or callousness, proceeds to take exactly those actions which are likely to cause the highest possible amount of infections in other people.
3. Someone who, analogous to 2, doesn't bother with anti-virus software or firewalls and so quickly gets their computer infected with all manner of computer viruses which then proceed to spread themselves from that computer. Especially if they persist in opening all attachments and not installing anti-virus software even after having been told they should.

1. (no example, real person after which 2 and 3 are named)
2. Mao seems to have been a typhoid Mary, according to accounts by his physician stating he had an STD which caused him little discomfort but which he spread at a rate of one young female follower infected per week.
3. If someone alerts you to a virus mail you sent them, and you do nothing about it, that makes you a typhoid Mary.

by Garnasha May 28, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mary Kate

1. A super sexy smart girl who is your bestie she can be atheletic and indepenednt she is fun loving and can be a crazy hooligan - nothing like mary-kate olsen
2. Some one who is like mk olsen, but there really is only one mary kate olsen

yup. thts my mary kate

by samers101 January 28, 2009

519๐Ÿ‘ 172๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muscle Mary

A particular gay sub group defined by it's overdeveloped muscular physiques. As a group they can be exceptionally camp and effeminate.

Not applicable.

by irritant April 1, 2004

251๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mary Kate

An amazing girl. She's funny and smart, and all around an cool person. She isn't a bitch, but she will make sure that you understand her thoughts on a specific subject. She's athletic, artistic, and a great person to be-friend. I know I'll never want to lose the Mary Kate in my life.

Guy 1: Hey Mary Kate. What's up?

Mary Kate: Not much. I just finished my newest sketch, and now I'm headed to speech and debate.

by Aggressive_ace November 29, 2012

40๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž