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dude your mom makes cookies for us every time we visit she is such a Keebler Milf
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When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.
"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.
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this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*
bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment
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when a milf sits on your face. unlike the dirty sanchez, this is a good thing.
see: Jessica Alba
I know she's got kids, but i'd still sport that milf moustache!
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a fucking loser who has no life and decides to do nothing with their life except slowly die from AIDS.
hey wanna come over later
No your a spoiled milf
you know me so well.
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An older woman with children but you can't even tell she's had kids.
Dude 1: have you seen angelina jolie?!
Dude 2: yeah man she's such a turbo MILF!
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Yo man, did you see Gunther's mom? She's straight Helenafied milf.
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