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sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

by KERMYT January 23, 2016


farting machine

my dad pretty much

last night the farting machine couldnt stop

by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021


Wayback Machine

The Wayback Machine is a popular website known for archiving web pages for future citation, it has been archiving websites from 2004 to present.

I am gonna send your twitter into the wayback machine.

by whytftisdadsadsa December 8, 2020


Boof Machine

Slang term for for small compact vape like a juul

Dude kyle pass that boof machine

by G-shmeat June 25, 2019


Green Machine

Arguably one of the best Stoner Rock genre songs. Released on June 30th, 1992, by the now defunct Stoner Rock band, Kyuss, on the "Blues for the Red Sun" album. Written by Brant Bjork, and Kyuss's first single. Though Nick Oliveri played the bass, in the music video, Scott Reeder played instead, since Oliveri left the band shortly after the release of the album.

Dave: "Hey, do you wanna listen to Green Machine?

Chris: "Fuck yeah bro! I wanna listen to Green Machine! Blast that shit!"

by Taysom Hill November 26, 2022


bodies and machines

a 'benefit' of overpopulation. one sometimes simply doesn't have the patience to deal...!

jane explained she'd rather have a quiet evening at home, she'd had about enough of bodies and machines........

the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'

my bodies and machines concept!!

i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............

by michael foolsley June 10, 2011


Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022