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a unicorn who is magical. it has wings and a horn. it has sparkley hair.
hey do u want to join the magical unicorn club?
YES!!! they are sooooo pretty!
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When your on myspace, open a bulletin, and it says the following:
REPOST or YOUR MOTHER WILL BE ABDUCTED BY HAITIANS!
or
SEND TO FIVE FRIENDS OR A GHOST WILL RAPE YOUR DOG!
and my favorite
REPOST OR YOU WONT HAVE SEX TILL YOUR 57 NO JOKE
I Don't believe in myspace magic.
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Sex that you know was terrible but the partner recalls as being a great time.
"She thought it was a great time. All magical - candles, perfumes, and junk. But man, really - it was black magical."
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decaf coffee misrepresented as the real stuff. Often done in the catering industry, where both both regular and decaf coffee are actually decaf. the waiter will often serve coffee, return the the kitchen and emerge with the same pot of coffee for the guests who requested decaf (because it actually is decaf). Some waiters will say an incantation over the pot in the kitchen (converting it to either reg or decaf)
Waiter 1: Are we doing regular AND decaf coffee this evening
Waiter 2: Nope, just magic coffee today.
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Magic funhouse is a show on fullscreen made by youtuber Brandon Rogers. Literally the best show ever it slays my life and Brandon rogers is my idol.
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The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?
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1. Mystical convention signifying white dominance despite inadequacy
2. The unquestioned ability of the handsome white male to do anything he wants.
John, with not an original thought in his head, won his debate. It was nothing short of wasp magic.
Re-fucking-elected?
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