Evan major

The best all I can say

He so EVAN MAJOR JACKSON that’s why I like him

Travel major

Two stupid ass boys that are annoying asf and are dumb whores

Travel majors are Birtrum & Justin

Majority Opinion

Isn't truth. It's the ad populum fallacy. That is why not-smart.

Hym "Hahahahaha! Majority Opinion!? Ha! That is hilarious!"

Life Science Major

A Health Science Major Reject

(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)

Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*

Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.

Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.

Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?

sexually majored

The term Majored or Sexually Majored as more precise description is to have fantastic anal sex.

She will enjoy being Sexually Majored by Major Tom.

Major Player

HUSBANDDDDDDD

Major Player is my favorite Toontown boss