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The lead singer of alkaline trio and of course, the sexiest mofo in all of the land
Matt Skiba- Remember when i said i love you, well, forget it i take it back. I was just a stupid kid back then. I take back every word that i said.
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A woman who is 10-30 lbs. overweight with extremely large breasts. A voluptuous woman with curves.
"Check that out bro, she's a total Matt Special"
"Did you see how big those were? That was for sure a Matt Special".
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The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay
Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.
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UFC Welterweight Champion. The only man ever to defeat Royce Gracie in the Octagon.
Mr. Eeman: Royce, it's okay. I know, I know, you lost to Matt Hughes, but, did you really think you'd win?
Royce: Yes.
Mr. Eeman: But your stand-up skills suck. Matt's way stronger than you, and he can also grapple.
Royce: If there were no rounds and no time limits, I would have won!
Mr. Eeman: Sure you would..I know, I know...you're still the best man!
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A brilliant, charming, handsome male who is usually dominant over other male specimen of the human race a.k.a. king of the waterhole It is said to be that anyone who holds this holy name will be granted with the gift of eternal sexy-ness. Commonly mistaken for JESUS.
Girl #1: OMG I LOVE MATT STAIB!!!
Girl #2: BACK OFF HE'S MINE!
(epic battle scene)
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A parasitic maneuver in which a male glides his erect penis within the crevasses of a woman/man's ass, until he feels inclined to orgasm. The cherry on top of the occasion requires that the male splooge all over the victim's back.
My back is sticky and my ass crack is violated because I got a Matt Special last night.
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