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a hand job
guy: *ignoring girlfriend*
girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds
guy: heck yeah!
;)
“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”
A Fantasy Football game named after a douchebag food lion employee. This game features the two worst teams in the league, and the loser is awarded the golden plunger, and the Toilet chair of shame!
Well its been another unlucky year of fantasy football, looks like I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.
A smoking hot slut from the harbour who sucks dick like no ones business. She can be spotted with her two for one deal with her daughter Jenny McDonald
Damn I loved when carol McDonald sucked my chessy dick
When visiting a restarant (primarily a McDonald's) and you get mad from the bad service, so you piss over the toilet seat and/or floor.
They assembled my hamburger like a piece of ass, so I decided I was going yo be Pulling a McDonald's all over the bathroom.
Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet”
I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI
The act of a group of guys (some females may be involved) have dirty anal sex.
Last night me and the boys parked out in the back woods after work and had some Goopy McDonald !
Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.
Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”
Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”