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A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.
Dear god you’re such a Michael
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One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.
"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."
"Oh!"
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Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald
Your being a Michael right now
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I met up with Michael today and he was a big fat jerk to me.
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A dude who has low self esteem and has to search themselves up in urban dictionary to feel better about themselves
Michael is sad and wants to be cooler
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a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.
"omg is that the contagious goat with the thot disease....Michael?"
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