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A Michael is a rare breed of a man. You know you have spotted a Michael when A. He has long hair (usually running his hands through it, Michael's are obsessed with their hair), walking barefoot or in sandals through out all seasons, typically dressed in casual wear (normally wearing the same outfit for days every week). B. Is ranting about different philosophies, nature, or well... just about anything, really. This type of male is known to be a human encyclopedia. He has a tendency to get extremely hyper one moment, jumping on things and such and extremely moody the next (usually caused by hunger). A Michael of this breed, can become extremely restless, frustrated by gossip, and too passionate without warning. Usually this type of human being can be spotted with a Krystal.
"I just had the most random adventure with Michael today."
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A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.
Meet your new step dad Michael... (the beginning of your dick sucking career)
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Major fuck boy with a pimply face
Michael fucked Colten's girlfriend.
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A strong independent black women who doesnt need a man
Wow michael, youre so independent and totally dont need a man
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A selfish jerk who only cares about himself. Someone who will never be successful in life, in any way possible. Also a ugly looking loser.
Michael is a loser.
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Most annoying person ever. Most people dislike him.
Dude, stop being so dumb, your acting like michael
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