miked

verb
v.
1) to use wit and charm while discussing both emotional and physically driven situations
between the male (the initial speaker in the conversation) and the female (the receiver
of such mind boggling mike-isms).
2) to be ambiguous through electronic devices with the possible goal of communicating a
message to the victim of mike-ing. (i.e. facebook statuses, away messages, blackberry
postings, etc)

"what the fuck, i was just sitting at my computer minding my own business and all of a
sudden he just MIKED me with his stupid facebook status! HOW RUDE."

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mike shinota

a misspelling of Mike Shinoda, emcee of Linkin Park and Fort Minor.

person: hey you heard Mike Shinota's work?
other person: who?
person: looser

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Mike Jette's

Slang: Merrimack Vallely High School term for refering to ones testicles.

"Damn it's hot out here. My Mike Jette's are sweaty!"
or
"OW! Right in the Mike Jette's"
or
"Dammit your busting my Mike Jette's"

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Mike the Llama

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).

“Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)

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Mike Check

When a female grasps a male phallus and taps the helmet during a sexual encounter. This act is akin to testing the functionality of a microphone during a live event.

Look chick, I want you to grab my meat rattle and give it a mike check.

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Mike Ehrmantraut

Sussy Baka from breaking bad

Mike Ehrmantraut famously says:
“Put your dick away Waltuh, I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh”

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mike lindsey

A fat chubby white kid finding great comfort with a huge busty black girl.

hes being a mike lindsey about girls and only going for the large blacks

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