When people don't take a shower for 2 weeks to play minecraft
Pancon has been sweating minecraft for 2 weeks
The number 1 thing on porn hub that horny 5 years look up
I got on porn hub and watched Minecraft mods I squirted everywhere
A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.
"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)
When you're playing minecraft with your SO and you ask them to start mining your wood.
Mike and I were minecraft and chilling last night. He was using his diamond axe to mine my wood.
A genre of grown people making effortless videos for children of them “acting” inside a video game.
Dude, did you see Ryguyrocky’s new Minecraft roleplay?
Someone who is manly and plays big boy games unlike fortnite
Hey I am more grown up than you, I play Minecraft and will always be a Minecraft player and never a gaynite player
Happiness written in Javascript.
Friend 1: Yo, wanna play Minecraft?
Friend 2: Pog, lets do it.