sweating minecraft

When people don't take a shower for 2 weeks to play minecraft

Pancon has been sweating minecraft for 2 weeks

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Minecraft mods

The number 1 thing on porn hub that horny 5 years look up

I got on porn hub and watched Minecraft mods I squirted everywhere

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minecraft villager

A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.

"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)

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Minecraft and Chill

When you're playing minecraft with your SO and you ask them to start mining your wood.

Mike and I were minecraft and chilling last night. He was using his diamond axe to mine my wood.

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Minecraft roleplay

A genre of grown people making effortless videos for children of them “acting” inside a video game.

Dude, did you see Ryguyrocky’s new Minecraft roleplay?

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Minecraft player

Someone who is manly and plays big boy games unlike fortnite

Hey I am more grown up than you, I play Minecraft and will always be a Minecraft player and never a gaynite player

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Minecraft

Happiness written in Javascript.

Friend 1: Yo, wanna play Minecraft?
Friend 2: Pog, lets do it.

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