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monkey glasses

(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian

a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work

b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses

when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.

by Sexydimma December 12, 2013


dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.

I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!

by ZachMUT January 17, 2017


Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick

That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey

by Taydev January 5, 2009


monkey dumpling

Someone who likes to have sex with fat chicks' tits.

He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!

by austin leonard September 20, 2008


monkey's headbutt

When one unsheathes one's erect male member, and whips it forward, with the intention of striking a blow on the victim's forehead with the engorged bell-end.

"Listen love, tuck it in or I'll give you a right ol' monkey's headbutt"

by Davian Dent October 13, 2015


Revo Monkey

Used to insult a man who bends over backwards to try and get female attention. Short for reverse monkey. A monkey walks with it's "hands" in front of them, but if someone is bending over backwards they put their hands behind them for support. It could also tie into them being spineless.

She asked for someone to get her beer, and he brought over a whole case! What a revo monkey.

by Ragnex March 24, 2005


monkey mouf

A swollen vagina that resembles that of the mouth of a primate.

When the women slipped on her tight panties you could see that she had a huge monkey mouf.

by adetrick March 18, 2015