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To preform fellatio, to give head, suck a dick.
Monika get your fat ass over here and butter my muffin!
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sone one who acts like such a bitch (see bitch) that you want to take a huge muffin and shove it up their ass.
Marshall stop being such a goddamn bitch muffin!
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A person, male or female who goes down on a female, performing cunalingus.
josh: wow that pips' a proper lezbo
fabio: nah she aint no muffin muncher
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When you blast out a dry turd.
I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.
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The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers
Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola
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a person who eats out the pussy.
Emily is a muffin diver when she is with Jennifer.
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Puffy, giant hi top shoes from the 1980's such as McGregors or early Nike basketball shoes. The laces must come up the front to an impossible height, and the top forms almost a cup around the ankle. A velcro strap or three is sometimes found on the more advanced models. Another great example of a muffin shoe is the original Reebok Pump.
"Man, I found a great pair of Asics muffins at the dime store on saturday!"
"Good lordy will you look at the tongue on those muffin shoes! He could whistle Dixie with those things..."
"I got a new pair of shoes to wear for work, but i'm not sure i like them; they look a little muffin-ey"
"You going to the moon on those muffins?"
"Dude, forget school, let's hit the flea market and check out the muffin shoes."
"My dad needs a new look. He's been wearing the same pair of muffin shoes since 1986."
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