Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle
Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed
Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.
To be very keen on something; to be particularly interested in, or looking forward to something
I hear the meat pie eating competition is on this weekend, and Trac is going to take part. Mate I am keen as mustard to go watch!
A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.
"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"
An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis
I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life
Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price
Mustard boy is a stupid fat furry monkey who shoves mustard up his asshole and eats it, he also ruins his friends ranked games and is profusely bad at video games, especially valorant.
Guy 1:dude you threw my ranked game, I lost 22 rr.
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck
A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.