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National Esex day

Ok June 16 everyone should have a massive orgy

Hey itโ€™s June 16 are you going to have esex national esex day

by Rocketfillerโ€ฆ June 16, 2022

10๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


National ARAUGH Day

National ARAUGH day is January 13th

stranger: โ€œwhat day is it today?โ€ ericteehee: โ€œitโ€™s national ARAUGH day.โ€

by ericteeheelol January 14, 2022

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


National slap day

On April 13th is national slap day, you could slap anybody even a girl if you are a boy but yeah don't get knocked out good luck

National slap day, slap anybody ok

by Justin Bupo April 11, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


National blowjob day

December first every girl must give there boyfriend head

Sally went down on her boyfriend for the first time on national blowjob day

by Jimbo3574 October 26, 2019

27๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


National kiss day

November 12 is national kiss ur bf or gf day kiss them and tell them its national kiss day.

Hey babe it's national kiss day if u want it or not it's coming

by Lana Boudreaux November 12, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


National Rape Day

POV: youโ€™re an incel and a fucking idiot

seriously though, this shit is absolutely disgusting, how mentally deficient do you have to be to think this is ok? (this being, for those who donโ€™t know, a โ€˜holidayโ€™ where itโ€™s โ€˜legalโ€™ ((no the fuck itโ€™s not.)) to rape/sexually assault people.)

some dude idk: โ€œyay! guys, today is National Rape Day!โ€

me: *literally beats him to death lol*

by tooth_overlord April 20, 2021

36๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


National Nudes Day

*Only valid on 25th of June*
Send this definition to a person you feel comfortable with and send each other one nude each, then forget it all happened. You will both be happy and that's all that matters.

Boy : Yo it's National Nudes Day *sends screenshot of this definition*
Girl : Ite here you go *sends nude*
Boy : Sikeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by mayowisdom June 25, 2019

56๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž