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an environmental movement/group/cult that holds leprechauns and three leaf clovers in high regard as they tie in to their theory about solving the global warming crisis.
the People of the Natural Enlightenment partake in environmental workshops to clean the earth
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Anal sex of the horny Catholic variety.
"Hey babe, you down for some natural family planning tonight? You definitely won't get pregnant."
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the marine habitat or a area in the marine enviroment
such as a keelp forest or coral reef
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Banana Lube...
You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?
You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.
You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.
He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.
The end.
Have you ever made your man squeal using some natural banana lube on his hot steamy throbbing cock?
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A circumcised male who had sex, but didn't have the same experience of an uncut male because a cut penis is missing the prepuce that contains nerve endings including the ridged band. Hence, someone who is cut didn't have sex as nature intended.
Even though I had sex before, I am still a natural sex virgin.
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A sandwich made, 9 out of 10 times in a kitchen, by a women.
Yesterday i had an all natural sandwich, followed by an extreme amount of natties and head.
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The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.
Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!