fraidy bum

the technical term for the inability to release when ready in a foreign bathroom facility

Tragically he was forced to cut short his vacation on account of fraidy bum.

bum bullets

Anal suppository. A bullet shaped pill taken up the bottom hole.

What's up Jaime?
My anus is bleeding.
Jesus, get to the doctors, you need some bum bullets!

bum ting

Means something (usually a girl) is nice looking.

yoooow man, shes a BUM TING

Bum off

to beg or borrow something from someone

Can I bum a ciggy off of you?
I need to bum 5 bucks off of you.
I am going to bum off her couch for a bit.

bum sex

the act of taking somone up the bum.
or
the act of getting taken up the bum.

bornbad loves her bum sex!

bum bump

When a hobo off th street gets freaky and touches your lip then a bump forms soon after

Person: Man you got herpes or somthin'?
Other person: nah man it's just a bum bump

Basement Bum

A middle aged vagabond who hides in your basement in order to stay out of bad weather. They sit in the dark corners of your cellar until you go down there to get laundry done or bring out the holiday ornaments. Once you do, they attack you with a rusty screwdriver that is infested with diseases.

All basement bums are male. There is no such thing as a female basement bum. If you think you see a female basement bum, it's probably a hooker or a crackhead.

If you believe you may have a basement bum, do not call 911. The emergency operators will simply laugh at you. Instead, call 1-800-BUM-HELP and pray to god that it's not too late...

Guy 1: Hello?!

Guy 2: Hey. What's up?

Guy 1: Dude, come over quick! I think I may have a basement bum in my cellar!

Guy 2: Yeah fucking right, man. I'm not going to mess with that crazy fucker!

Guy 1: Please, I thought we were friends! Just come over real quick and bring your gun.

Guy 2: Ahahahahahaha! Bullets can't hurt a basement bum. You're fucking dead, man!

Guy 1: What should I do?!

Guy 2: Hang up and call 1-800-BUM-HELP quick!

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Just do it!! ...Godspeed!

Guy 1: Okay I'll call you ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEEEEEEELP!! ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER?!? OH SWEET JESUS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!

*Dial Tone*

Guy 2: Holy shit...