Fruit Snack

When a man fucks a fruit and then receives a blowjob from someone until his dick no longer tastes like the fruit he fucked.

1. Man: “hey you in the mood for a fruit snack? We have watermelon or kiwi”

2. Woman “wow I’m hungry. I could sure use a fruit snack..”

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fruit ninja

A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without being caught by family or your lover.

Girl 1: Mckenzie is such a fruit ninja. She's always sneaking out to see Jamie. Does her family not care about her sneaking out?
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.

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People-fruit

A pregnant woman's baby.

Botanical term for ripening human ovaries.

Joan realized that she had a people-fruit growing inside of her when she had not properly menstruated for two lunar cycles.

"I can't believe the two of them produced a viable people-fruit!"

"Are you going eat that people-fruit?"

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fruit looped

Pouring milk and fruit loop in someone's gapping ass hole

Damn I just at fruit loops out of that ass doe~fruit looped

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fruit loop

the act of inserting small beats of fruit into the anus of somebody and sucking them out right after.

"dude my girlfriend came past last night and i gave her a fruit loop

anus fruit

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fruit cups

fruit cups are athletic supporters for gays

little billys father had to buy his son some fruit cups or they wouldnt let him participate in his karate class

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Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

Damn it's so hot he had to perform a fruit rollup - schluuurp!

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