Halo Shroom

An effect caused by playing to much Halo. You begin to see things moving in the sides of your eyes after long amounts of fast game online gameplay.

"DUDE I see things moving but there not moving, I think I have the Halo Shroom!"

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halo 194

One of the many Halo Sequels we're sure to see in the near future,probably out the same season that Call Of Duty:Modern Warfare 256 is released.

Friend:"Hey man,wanna help make a twerk vine?"
You:"Nah man,I'm too busy playing Halo 194.

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halo 2

A game in which guys who have no life spend hours killing one another.

My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up for our date 3 hours ago! He's probably playing that game Halo 2!

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HALO-addiculitis

Chronic disease associated with excessive Halo game play. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Abnormally large thumbs
2. Degradation of visual aquity
3. Disturbed sleep patterns
4. Destruction of family life
5. Reduction in active vocabulary (increase in the use of sword bitch, noob, epic fail
6. Daily challenges become more critical than daily chores (feeding your game score > feeding your kids)
7. Reaching the next higher rank becomes the most important priority in your life.

A-Train, once a promising Industrial Engineer, has since achieved the rank of Halo Legend. Doctors and scientists have attributed his epic downfall to HALO-addiculitis.
The prognosis is grim as there is currently no known cure for this chronic disease.
Symptoms may be alleviated by giving a diseased whore a Cleveland Steamer

Halo-Maker

A friend who will clear your secret tracks in case you die unexpectedly, making you seem like an "angel" to your mourning friends and family.

"I asked Dave to be my Halo-Maker in case I die suddenly someday. He'll make sure my mom never finds my collection of My little pony vinyl action figures.

Halo twosis

When you pull an all-nighter of Halo two online and forget to brush your teeth, resulting in bad horrible breath.

Can also be used with halo 3 if you have an X-box 360

Stan and Justin were up all night playing halo two online.

How do you know that?

They have Halo twosis

Halo 2

The leading cause of broken xbox controllers

I hate Halo 2 those FUCKING SNIPER JACKELS