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1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.
2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck
Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.
When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go
Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out
When someone’s personality is shifty.
Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight
Unusually long and round nipples
It was so cold you could totally see her Noodle Nubbers
Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.
Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!
someone who has the decency and respect to get out of the car to shoot you, instead of commiting a drive-by
Gang Member #1: Why are you gettin' out of the car? Just blast those guys from the car!
Gang Memeber #2: Hell no Cuz! We ain't do no drive-bys around here. We hop out! Noodle Noccers Cuz!
Gang Member #1: Good plan! That's so much more respectable!
Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!