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A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.
"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."
A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.
Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.
When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth
Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth
Your homie. That one kid that evry1 likes. He is the swaggiest kid aboard the ark, so swag that is he were a spell in Harry Potter, he would be called Wingardium Swagiosa.
Fresh Noodle: Hey kiddies! Fresh Noodle is in the house!!!
Some very naughty shenanigans. A silly little secret perhaps. Maybe even a mischievous birthday wish. Poking in on your little friend. An inside joke with yourself that gives a little chuckle
“I don’t have time for all this rootsy noodling”
This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.
girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.
driving around your block numerous times and not letting your friend in the car.
STOP DOING THE NOODLE 500!!!! We are going to be late to the movie.