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Best noodles out there.
(my opinion)
person 1: "Yo do you want Asain Food?"
person 2:"yaaaas"
Person 1:"Okay, I'll order it".
Person 2:"Why order it? When you got Raman Noodles?"
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The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.
hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.
A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.
Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..
" I pulled down her shirt and she had noodle tits"
Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.
Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!
someone who has the decency and respect to get out of the car to shoot you, instead of commiting a drive-by
Gang Member #1: Why are you gettin' out of the car? Just blast those guys from the car!
Gang Memeber #2: Hell no Cuz! We ain't do no drive-bys around here. We hop out! Noodle Noccers Cuz!
Gang Member #1: Good plan! That's so much more respectable!
Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!