Onion Laker

A woman of distinction. A strong educated woman. a woman with children whom can feed, cloth and entertain her children.

An Onion Laker is a very strong woman

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onion girl

A girl who is obsessed with eating onions or has many layers is fake etc likes to play many roles

All she eats is onions
Uggg Shelby told me this and now she’s saying that

Shelby name is really not Shelby

She’s obsessed and has many layers is fake and plays to many roles
A girl who is obsessed with eating onions or has many layers is fake etc likes to play many roles is a onion girl

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Onion Wank

fit as many onion rings on ya cock then bash one off and use your cream and a dip for the rings after.
also linked to cry wank as onion fumes may cause watering of the eye

Super Furry Man Ordered A Chinese And Got Bored Eating his Chicken Chowmain He Picked Up The Bag Of Onion rings And Thought He would have an onion wank, and Ate the onion rings after with his home made dip.

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caramelized onion

When you pull out of a girls ass and smear cum and shit all over her cheeks.

Me:"Why does your bedroom smell like shit?"

Friend:"I was banging my girlfriend's ass last night and gave her a caramelized onion! "

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Ass onion

A person that shits out a sphere shaped poo that makes you cry like an onion

'holy shit that is an ass onion you left there'

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Onion peel

During a traditional bris ceremony, some Mohels have been known to forego the tools of their trade and use only their teeth when performing the circumcision. This process results in one small crusty peel of a foreskin, similar to that of a scalloped onion.

No one knows what they do with the Peel after, some speculate they use it in a stew.

"You remember your own bris!?"
"Well yeah, I converted 2 years ago when I heard about the free hats. The bris was the worst part though- The Mohel had such sharp teeth! He said I had the biggest Onion Peel he's ever removed though, and it really made the flavor for the bris-stew that everyone had."

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Bloomin' Onion

When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.

I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!

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