Gxd Speed

I really cool youtuber that makes videos that are so ka-chow! He also makes other types of videos and films that are entertaining and he tries his best to create these videos for his fans to be entertained. His edits are cool and nobody can edit like him! ( I think him and Stormshock are soo good at editing, they both edit nice you see) Anyways, there’s so much I have to say and afterall that he’s my favorite youtuber and everyone’s favorite including Stormshock. They also make videos together which I admire and wish to do with my friends.

Gamer 1: Have you seen they new vid Gxd Speed uploaded?
Gamer 2: No, but did you see the new Stormshock video?
Gamer 1: No.
Gamer 2: Then lets both switch and watch their nice videos!
Gamer 1: BETTTTT
Gamer 2: LES GO!!!

scarlet speed

Quickie sex with a woman who is menstruating.

It's been that time of the month for my old lady but I still managed to scarlet speed 7 times!

speed dater

A speed dater is someone that wastes no time on finding their lifelong partner. All dates are considered for the role. If the person chosen for a date doesn't fit his/her idea of a partner the date will be dumped and speed dater will move to the next worthy contender..

Ashley might speed dater and date a lot of men but she is on a mission to find her a husband. Ashley is not a whore.
Bill says that he will stay single until he meets his wife but will bang any female that wants to apply for the position. No strings attached.

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.

Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose

Speed Cola

Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,

Speed cola speeds up your life!

Wangan Speed

to achieve speed over 186mph or 300kmh on a highway

guy: hey dude wanna do wangan speed
guy 2: yeah sure im down

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