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papi, did you get the sugar mama?
no he got the bitch mama instead.
obama, that's the word
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a child conceived after obama's win in the general election under the guise of "celebratory sex". most likely an illegitimate child.
person1: hey, did you know tammy is pregnant again?
person2: really? i didn't know her and tyrone got back together.
person1: oh, they didn't. this one is jose's.
person2: hmmm. i thought i saw a different car parked in front of her mom's house.
person1: car? jose drives a truck. that car must be jared's, her current boyfriend.
person2: oh, i see. looks like we should probably get back to work so we can support her obama baby.
person1: yeah. poor kid... he doesn't stand a chance.
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The point in any political debate when the person you're debating accidentally reveals they actually know nothing about either candidate, have merely become a barackhead, and tries to change the subject to something unrelated to the debate in the hope YOU won't know anything about it either. When this fails, they will begin screaming obscenities at you (if online, they will type in all caps).
barackhead
obamanation
Obama Nut Punch
You know, Clinton has an amazing voting record for women's rights.
Response: OH YEAH?!?!? WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST AMENDMENT?!!!>! *obscenity laced rant in caps*
DUDE! Calm down! You're having an Obama Breakdown!
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Currently The president of the United States. The worst president we have ever had, and instead of fixing our economy he is planning his next vacation. Worse than Bush.
Barrack Obama: Yes we can!
People: THEN FUCKING DO IT!
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To win or accept an award that had no reason to be bestowed and do so with no sense of incredulity whatsoever.
To take credit for an accomplishment when no credit was merited, chiefly because no action was performed to fulfill the achievement.
To be credited with accomplishing a deed by simply stating in words what is intended to be done. Whether or not the intention comes to fruition is of absolutely no consequence.
1. Keith was on the job two months when his division made their annual numbers. They did so well they decided to let him pull an Obama and go on the $1.5 million bonus trip with them to Venezuela.
2. Chris the janitor told the Chairman of the Board we should become the market leader in widgets. The board agreed and decided to make him company president and gave him a $1.5 million bonus. How's that for pulling an Obama?!
3. Yesterday Rachel the crackwhore told me she was finally going to get clean. I gave her my credit card and told her to start by getting herself a new wardrobe. This morning I caught her with a penis in one hand, a crack pipe in the other and my credit card was nowhere to be found! Boy did she pull an Obama!
4. Al pulled an Obama when he told me we could successfully navigate the space-time continuum if we just hoped it could be done while holding these special hi-tech antennae he invented. The government is going to give him a $1.5 million grant just for having the courage to speak out about such a laudable goal! I only hope there's enough wire hangers for everybody...
5. Usain had the 200m race won going away until he tripped over his own shoelaces and did a disfiguring faceplant into the track. Minutes later Linus pulled an Obama by crossing the finish line and taking the gold! Good thing Linus stayed unflappably cool in that head-to-head race!
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An Obama nigertrocity is what has been perpetrated on the United States since Obama took office.
This new health care bill is a complete Obama nigetrocity.
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A loan to purchase something you can't afford with no idea of how you are going to pay it back in the future.
"How can you afford to buy that expensive car? You don't even have a job."
"I bought it with Obama Dollars."
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