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You're so bored, that you put your own semen into an ink stamper and stamp papers or 'other things...'
Hey, can you approve this paper?
Sure, let me get my semen stamper out.
A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.
Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!
It is when the man ejaculates in the mouth of a femal or male so much that she or he is forced to swallow part of the cum shot and chokes a little on the rest of the hot load.
I surprised my girlfriend by not telling her when I was going to ejaculate in her mouth and she ended up swallowing and then gagging on the rest hence the term semen gargle
waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen
Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?
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《¤》You《¤》Can《¤》Only《¤》Use《¤》Your《¤》Eyes《¤》As《¤》A《¤》Sperm《¤》And 《¤》Semen《¤》Mix《¤》Called《¤》Lungs《¤》
A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.
Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?
I don't know. I am a semen puppy.
When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.
Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.