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I don’t know...he’s just like there I guess.
A bit of an arsehole.
To face the opposite direction
Whisp you are not looking at me stop facing the other way
You are not doing anything one the basis of fairness. How I am being treated there cannot be considered fair in any way shape or form. And you're not paying me to stand there and not nothing. I am doing all of the register work.
Hym "Well, it may be not fair to the other guys but there is going to be a knife in my back pocket."
True. Turn green with envy and bow down. RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW
I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there
EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
When one likes to sleep and the other’s hype
I don’t mind staying up to watch a movie with anyone but my sleepnifigant other
Uber? My sleepnifigant other’s got my covered
When one likes to sleep and the other’s hype
I don’t mind staying up to watch a movie with anyone but my sleepnifigant other
Uber? My sleepnifigant other’s got my covered