POD

Pillared Ostriches, Doughnutted

Mmm mm mmm mm mmmm MMM! 'Let me out of this POD!'

Pods

The juice that goes in a juul, a vape used by young people because it's discreet. Can be mango, mint, and many other flavors.

Person 1: Do you have any pods? Mine just ran out.
Person 2: Idk. What do you have?
Person 1: I've got some Funyuns...
Person 2: Okay. Meet me in the bathroom in the next 20 mins.

Pod

A vagina that smells like fish

"Did you see Lexi? She has a proper pod"

Pod

(n) a bathroom/toilet or someone who is odd

(v) the action of using the bathroom

(n) The gas station pod is extremely smelly.
(n2) Maddie is the world’s largest pod because she breaks out into random dance.

(v) After my Taco Bell last night, I desperately had to go pod.

PODS

Acronym originating in New England in early to mid-1980s: Post Orgasmic Disgust Syndrome

Alternately: P.O.D.S.

Bobby: “So did you get with Jenny last night?”

Donny: “Yeah, and she was amazing, like ‘I’m gonna marry you’ amazing...but after we did it, I got a wicked case of the PODS. I’m gonna be wicked embarrassed next time I see her...”

Pod

Based on international terrorist networks successful use of “cells” a “pod” is a group of neighbors who will band together for online learning and/or homeschooling during the COVID-19 Pandemic, who will further isolate if any member of the group should be comprised by the virus.

Chad didn’t wear a mask so his whole Pod is in quarantine, but at least it didn’t take down half the community.

Pod

Small group of people who only have sex among themselves presumably to help lower their risk of STIs, HIV, Monkeypox, COVID, etc. Pod members monitor symptoms after last exposure and limit sexual partners to other pod members.

Initially adapted from POZ.COM article, "Six Ways We Can Have Safer Sex in the Time of Monkeypox" by Nicholas Diamond, Joe Osmundson, and Grant Roth. Featured on info-graphics from Gay Sexuality & Social Policy Initiative at University of Southern California Los Angles Luskin.

My buddies created our sex pod to help prevent us from getting monkeypox.