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When the only date you get is with your palm.
i.e. Masturbation.
(See: Jacking Off)
Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"
Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"
Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"
Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."
Ejaculate left on the hand after one falls asleep from the exhaustion of masturbation.
Jeff rubbed one out while scrolling through Slave Leia Instagram pictures. The next morning the Palm sap had affixed his hand to his groin like Gorilla Glue.
an ginger and people call him "cum rag"
"Hey joe palm! Come play basketball with us."
A school on the west coast of florida with a bunch of emo and suicidal kids there is a fight there every other day teachers suck ass. 6th grade is annoying 7th grade is fine 8th graders are a bunch of insecure little pussy who think making fun of every kid in there school makes them hard. Assistant principal's suck ass. Everthing at phms sucks
Man only thing worse than getting your ass eatin by joe biden is Palm Harbor Middle School
Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.
Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.
Where ya playfully "bounce" someone's hands up and down by lightly slapping his palms upwards from below with your hands, like you're juggling tennis-balls.
Hand-stack and wrist-clap are awesome ways to have fun wif pretty girls, but smilingly playing palm-juggle is even more likely to elicit da delighted giggles from dem.