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In preparation of the Shart Party, one must excessively consume nourishment that allows the instance of a shart. Eggs, the bean family, and fried foods are all suitable avenues.
Only a dwelling suitable of such a prestigious hullabaloo should be considered, fast food chain restaurants and outlet store bathrooms are prime examples of the type of real estate generally considered 'acceptable' for such an event.
To participate, one must gather a small group of acquaintances of the same gender. All participants should exhibit exemplary pre-game behavior. Ensure that each party member is 'primed' and ready to go.
Enter the rest room one at a time as not to cause alarm to whomever may be surveying the area. Once inside, select a stall that feels comfortable, Single toilet bathrooms are generally unacceptable due to sanitary issues. Once you and your party have found your choicest toilets, (or urinals, sinks, what have you.) You may release your 'contribution' on walls, the floor, the toilet paper, basically anything that isn't the toilet hole. Extra points for creativity.
If someone enters the bathroom who isnt on your VIP list, you may make them uncomfortable by using your party favors, grunting and swearing are sure to make them uncomfortable enough to hold their mess.
After all 'business' has evacuated your 'hole', invite your party to view each other's 'businesses'. You may now leave as you came, with grace and dignity.
Friend one: "hey, wanna shit on the bathroom floor of Krogers?"
Friend two: "Boy would I! I'll call Ricky and Jake, we'll have a shart party"
Friend one: "thats the choicest idea I've heard all day."
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reefer: slang for marijuana; refers to a joint, bowl, plant, or sac of marijuana. party: when everyone gets together at someone's house, get drunk, consume illegal substances like weed and coke, and trash the place completely. a reefer party is a combination of the both; a party with a ton of weed. there are about 3-4 oz of tree there depending on how many people go.
tanya: wusup monae, you goin to that niggas reefer party tonite?
monae: yeah girl its about to be bad! im bringing my 1/2 zip ive been saving all of it for tonight im so excited!
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A group that originally supported Ron Paul but was subsequently taken over by Republican Fundietards, Corporatists, and generally uneducated white blue collar rednecks who don't know what's best for them.
These people think they are mirroring the Boston Tea Party, but in reality are doing no such thing as the original Boston Tea Party was meant to stand against the corporatism practiced by the East India Company with the passing of the Tea Act of 1773. In short, this act gave the EIC permission to import tea into the colonies TAX FREE. This was done to screw over American tea businesses. Sound familiar?
They are also using this as an excuse to push a far-right christian fundietard agenda by gutting social programs, education, regulatory agencies and women's health services.
The end goal of their master is a stupid, destitute populace that is subservient to them and ONLY them.
These folks also love to project their own failures onto anything they perceive as 'the Left', or 'Liberals', or 'Libtards'. Examples of this include throwing around the words 'Indoctrination', 'Socialism', and 'Communism'. It seems all we can do now is prevent them from becoming another Liberty League.
Person 1: What's with the Tea Party? Don't they realize that the people they put in office want to hurt them, not help them?
Person 2: I'm sure people were asking the same thing about the Liberty League during FDR's presidency..sad how history repeats itself.
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This is the "new" fad amongst married couples who like to hook up with other people. It was very popular in the 70s and has come back around in the last few years. Every couple who comes to the Fishbowl Party puts their keys in a bowl. Whomever picks your keys out of the fishbowl is who you go home with. Girls may come alone, but it is "risky". It's actually a very good way to lead your relationship toward a break-up and/or divorce.
If you are married and want to hook up with someone other than your spouse head to a fishbowl party and bring your spouse or hold one at your house!
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A fire party is a group of people about 90% male drinking beer and looking at a fire pit. Most are found in fields and behind barn.
What are you doing tonight?
I'm at a fire party.
8 dude's and one girl with a boyfriend?
yep.
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Parties that usually center around a group of people who tailgate to a football game (originated in the South). Once there a party, typically, with food (barbeque or grilled) and alcohol, is held in the parking lot.
Recently tailgating parties have begun to take place at other sports games, symphony performances, and nascar races all over the U.S.
"What started out with a few sandwiches and a couple of beers before the game...has evolved the tailgate party into great American sports tradition...
A group of friends can drive to any outdoor setting, park their cars and pull down the tailgates - get out the grills and prepare a feast!" --Chiff.com
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