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When an elderly queefs or farts
I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room
These are roblox characters who are 5 y/o girls or 58 year old man behind the screen, they usually say your poor ( Probably you are ) And who wears those toothpicks legs with a stiched face so they can shut the heck up,they make fun of your ROBLOX CHARACTER because they think THEY are better than you
Dragon_125xx: Hello im new on this game
Copy n' paste: OMG WHY ARE U LIKE THAT HAHAHAAHAAHHA...NO ROBUX HAHAHAA.
Dragon_125xx: i just litterally said im new, are you blind?, didnt you see my chat you little dumb-
Copy n' paste: HUH HUH I CANt HEAR YOUUUUUUUUU
Dragon_125xx:... This is a game you cant hear the chats.
Copy n' paste: YA IK UGH YOUR SO ANNOYING
Dragon_125xx: When did i ask your opinion
Copy n' paste: uh....uhm Idk....uh... * Logs off*
a phrase applied to persons new to hot-or-not who paste links from the address bar rather than below the pic.
No wonder the chicks he's sending are beat, he's pasting from the top.
(ie. post-death amnesia)
A medical condition where people forget most or all of their memories and information from their previous life, (aka. past-life (P. L. ).
(Notes: Past-life amnesia is caused by becoming dead, after people die in their past-life. They carry this amnesia with them into their next one).
'Like all reincarnated people, the woman had a bad case of past-life amnesia: She only had vague P.L. memories of the few traumatic moments leading up to her death.'
How much of a romantic or sexual past one is willing to accept in a prospective partner.
John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.
Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.
Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.
Half-past twelve I was all alone
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?
person: omg its half past 12
person 2: half past 12 i was all alone
the coolest way to say habanero paste
My oysters came with a delicious hab paste