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A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.
Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.
Pat Crilly is an awsome singer. but hes to shy watch his youtube vids his name on youtube name is funstuffman00 so lets make him famous
girl: did you watch the new pat Crilly video
nother girl: who is he
1st girl: you dont know who he is he is a great singer here look him up
A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids
Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.
You can indeed say dat to da staff at da local True Value Hardware store, but good luck on getting any discounts or other "preferential perks" as a result.
Perhaps da famous radio-ad phrase, "...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you" might have been more recognizable "way back when" during da time when everyone's favorite deep-and-rich-tone-voiced Irish sportscaster was making those ads, but in more-modern times, da Cotter & Co. stores' mostly-from-da-newer-generation employees will likely just give you puzzled looks if you jokingly spout said remark when you walk in da door. :P
A tomboy with a boyfriend
She’s such a pat love, I thought she was a lesbian
person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.