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The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
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Do you have any kitty pennies I could borrow? I would like to buy this candy bar.
Sexual Intercourse between two partners that involves using a dirty vagina, or a dirty mouth, but most often a clean or dirty booty, when pennies (sperm) are deposited into the coin bank (anus) by packing (inserting) the penis into the butt-hole.
Johnny was just packing pennies with Amber, now her butt is one big coin purse and Johnny is broke again.
informal
To be cheap, to be concerned with insignificant earnings or savings at the expense of something more valuable.
Kyle: You can't walk home all by yourself Stacey, that's pennies and dimes. Get an Uber.
A Phone that costs a penny, usually on online stores.
Bobovitch needed a new phone. He had a $50 Amazon gift card, so he bought 5000 Penny Phones. Bobovitch now has no room in his house.
A penny press is someone who always has to chime in and say some half-fact nonsense. They try to act smart and seem like they know stuff but, the “stuff” is worthless like a penny. Think of one of those penny machines where you put two in and one squashed penny comes out.
“She’s just a penny press, always putting in her two cents and not contributing to the conversation”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”
giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.
x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.