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something in my dad's room that has yogurt stains on it for some reason.
Me: dad are you cuddling with the body pillow again?
Dad, who is plowing down on that one vampire waifu girl: yeah
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a person who frequents department stores, excessively touching and squeezing pillows looking for the perfect one. (usually a woman).
..these (pillows) are all dirty and misshapen...clearly a pillow surfer has been through here!
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Head of a man's penis as set on another's tongue.
Yeah, she had a very soft tongue pillow. I'll use her again.
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a small, doughnut shaped pillow used to provide comfort to those who have suffered serious trauma in or around thier butts,, such as a colonoscopy, surgery, or anal sex. the hole in the center of the doughnut pillow allows one to sit without applyinng pressure to their sensitive rear ends.
Prison was rough, get me a doughnut pillow.
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When you cant stay awake but you just cant sleep either
Julie keeps texting me and only half of them make sense, she must be stuck in pillow purgatory again
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Gettin the hammer in the back door.
Erin is such a pillow biter, she needs to take pain pills before she gets rammed!
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A male who enjoys taking it in the ass
I walked into the back bedroom at grimeys party last weekend and saw tex biting a pillow. Man he was getting a good ass pounding I wonder if he's still walking a little slow.
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