pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

shy pipe

SHY PIPE is a nown. It's meaning : : a timid or distrustful asshole, or ass pipe.

My shy pipe is not so shy when a bottle of lube is brought to the table.

Pipe the Mic

When you fart loud into the microphone.

Pipe the Mic - This nigga just piped the mic and farted!

pipe doon

Telling Some Cunt To Shut Up

Pipe Doon Ya Goon.

pipe down

verb. To lower one's voice; to stop yelling, whining, complaining, etc. To partake of marijuana utilizing a pipe or bowl.

1. "Pipe down over there! We've heard enough of your bitching and complaining all fucking day today."
2. "You kids better pipe down, or else when your father gets done with his phone call, he's gonna be whooping some little asses!"
3. "Hey bro, meet us behind the shed in like 30 minutes man.....me and Mike are gonna 'pipe down' on some cronic dude ...."

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piece pipe

a bad ass stealth bud pipe with a small stash chamber and easy to clean 3 piece construction, this pipe will probably get lost or stolen before it is wore out , retails for 60 bucks in the states a fair buy for a person who would appreciate it

hey what are u hitting? a roach? no its a little sneak a toke its a piece pipe

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pipe sex

What people do when they smoke weed out of a pipe and pass it to each other.

"No thanks, I have my own pipe. I'm not into pipe sex anymore"

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