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Parched Post

A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.

Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.

Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!

Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.

by Sweetiegirl77 December 1, 2018


Post-scarcity

Referring to a theoretical point in time past resource scarcity, society, or economical system in which there is no shortage of most goods, and labour, for the most part, is not placed on humans. The idea stems from futurological concepts of a society that has advanced to such a point that most resources are not limited, and can be produced, oftentimes by robots or narrow AI, or other artificial mechanisms. In this society, there would be no conflicts over resources, and society would have reached its maximum efficiency.

A post-scarcity society, one where do not worry about limited resources.

by THEREALHYPEBOSS August 5, 2021


envy posting

When you post nothing but a flashy unrealistic lifestyle on your social media profiles giving people the false impression that your life is perfect and full of glamour

You still follow that girl Carley on insta??

Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago

by Echobud August 24, 2023


post pirate

A person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.

Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.

by Warren Buffet jr. December 5, 2008


post funk

Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.

Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!

Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!

(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)

by twood August 17, 2007


post-decent

Something that is above the level of decency, exceeding expectations

"She's post-decent fam"

by CarrotBoi February 11, 2016


Post scorers

Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.

Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.

*Bob* “Hey, Let’s play over here?”
*Steve* “That’s a post scorer, let’s change park.”

by Stevendavies1 May 21, 2019