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Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.
He/She was such a grouch potato last time I visited! I don't think I will go there anymore!
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Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.
I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.
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When one takes his scrotum and places it above the waist band of his garment causing the skin to constrict around the testicles thus forming a desert potato.
Bill walked into kyle's room presenting the desert potato.
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The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell
Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
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When your gym coach gets a haircut and his name is also Randall Todd, you may call him a "burnt potato."🤡
"Wow, Randall is such a burnt potato!"
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A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.
Hey Reche, pull up your pants, we don't want to see those nasty potato calves.
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