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When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center
"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"
Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.
Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!
Slang used in Dayton Ohio to describe girls with stinky downstairs. Often sounds like a duck when they walk.
There goes a queefing kyleigh, quack quack!
When your nasty crusty pussy blows shit out her cooter and looking like shookie in your underwear
Hey Samantha my pussy just blew a hunk of shookie .Damn you must of blew a crusty smelly pooter queef
A vagina that do a lot of pussy fart.
That girl is a drama queef. that's what her vagina was telling me last night.
Cummy Queef: when you’re pounding it doggy like a caveman and you finally cum deep inside her, only to pull out and it sounds like an empty bottle of ketchup being squeezed.
That hood rat I took home last night gave me a cummy queef after I finished!
Kendra is the cummy queef queen