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Regnegotiating the exiting pre nuptial agreement in light of revelations that the richer spouse has been caught cheating with a number of hostess skanks.
The pre-nup was only good for $20 million in the event of divorce. However, once her husband was caught cheating with a number of women, she is asking her lawyer to draw up a re-nup and renegotiate how much she will get for staying in the marriage, and how much MORE she will get int the event of divorce.
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That means No Matter-Fucking-What.
*You Nigger! You pinched my fucking weed!
-No, I didn't! You don't know what you're talking about.
*No, that means no weed for you! Re-fucking-gardless!
-You fucking nigger lover...
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good game, hold the rematch!
this is used when you play other kids on gamebattles matches and you poop on them, you say gg hold the re scrub!
you just got pooped on, scrub. hold the re!
gg hold it!
ya holdin it?
ayo random hold the re.
gg hold the re, scrub.
gg and hold the re
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The pain and sting felt on the first day back at work after a vacation, dealing with enormous loads of calls, emails and paperwork that have piled up during your absence.
I wont be able to meet for lunch... i am so burning on re-entry here. I can't believe it was just yesterday we were sitting on the beach with our margaritas.
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An astronaut sent to space re-enters the atmosphere, returns home, and has sex with his/her partner.
Karen L. Nyberg and Douglas G. Hurley had re-entry sex after their re-entry into Earth's atmosphere in 2000.
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The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.
John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.
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Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.
Will fancied re-releasing the Kraken on Juliette 'cos she hadn't built his sandwich correctly.
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