Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.

Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.

Ranger Rick

Someone who exhibit toxic masculinity traits with the authority of that of a soldier, suffering from PTSD.

Chill out with all that ranger rick sh*t

Okay ranger rick

Ranger Head

Getting head in a National Park

I was on the side of a mountain, on a scenic pass, gettin Ranger Head.

Ranger Team

Usually some type of douchbag that has no life and has to attempt to take part in your life.
These kinds of people do not like anyone or anything, they quickly snap and will stab you in the back at any time.

Crikey, better stay away from that Ranger Team right there!

douche ranger

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.

Thus being a douche ranger.

Robyn: Give me a kiss my shoulder hurts
Jarrell: Hell no you douche ranger leave me alone!

gang ranger

someone who dresses like a cowboy and there in a gang

yo did you see the gang ranger?
yea he almost lassoed me

Ranger Mile

A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.

Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."