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If you are reading this your gay as fuck
What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.
The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.
People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.
Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)
I spotted an old man mastur-reading in the far corner of the library.
When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
The verbiage used when someone from Virginia residues in a different state and a person needs to be told the hard, cold truth due to ugly behavior.
"I'm fixin to cuss you Virginia reading style if you don't get outta my face"
A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.
Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic