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read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two September 23, 2008


Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.

X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.

by jhumigas June 6, 2020


Mastur-reading

Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)

I spotted an old man mastur-reading in the far corner of the library.

by Creepy Guy in The Library October 16, 2011


Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

by Captain OCD October 30, 2022


Read

A Thing that people don’t do anymore ever since TikTok was invented and everyone lost all their brain cells

Person A: Hey dude want to read a book?
Person B: Go away I’m busy doing literally anything else

by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022


read

reading is communicating knowledge, reciting or like looking

get rick rolled (read first letter of each word)

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021


Read

Makes sense/ checks out

Marc: 2+2 is 4
James:That read, that read.

by LMAOLOLURAFUCCINGBOT December 27, 2022