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President of Texas A&M University and soon to be Secretary of Defense.
A Badass
I saw Robert Gates get mugged once. It had been like watching Emma Peel, Bruce Lee, and a particularly vicious tornado, all rolled into one with a generous helping of a mongoose killing a king cobra. Those suckers had no idea...
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1) Verb: To Robert Deniro is to ruin your badass reputation by choosing to do soft or silly things, perhaps (but not necessarily) to make money. To sell out.
Origin: Robert Deniro was once a badass and respectable actor, showcasing his skills in films like "Raging Bull" and "The Godfather Part II". He then decided to do stupid comedies like "Meet the Parents" and it all went downhill from there, culminating in his latest embarrassment "Dirty Grandpa".
2. Noun: A Robert Deniro is someone who used to be a badass that everyone admired but, through bad choices, has become a lameass disappointment.
1. Verb: Al Pacino has begun to Robert Deniro his career with films like "Jack and Jill"
2. Noun: I knew that Senator Elizabeth Warren had become a Robert Deniro when she refused to endorse fellow progressive Senator Bernie Sanders for President. When she finally endorses corporate neocon Hillary Clinton, I'll know that her transformation is complete. What a shame.
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Bjørn Robert is a person who enjoys watching camels jumping up and down, and also, has a big lust for clockwork.
guy1: I wish I could watch camels like Bjørn Robert does...
guy2: I know what you mean.. I mean, look at how he does those clocks..
guy3: mmm..
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Someone who brags about stuff they dont have and have and no one likes them because of it.
"Dude i just got an iphone" okay then where is it. "my dad wont let me bring it to school" wow some ones getting a serious case of roberts-itis
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Robert the Bruce was allowed to be King of Scotland after apologising to Mel Gibson for trying to kill him as a sort of witty joke. Encouraged by an encounter with a spider on the Isle of Arran, he burned his bannocks or "boxer shorts" in front of the English Army, and proceeded to slaughter them because of his ingenious rules of battle (whereby anyone who correctly guessed their enemy's nationality was allowed "free hits").
One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.
This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.
Robert the Bruce... Also see giggles and John Robinson
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A dazzling actor, best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and for his upcoming role as the dazzling Greek god like Edward Cullen in the feature film adaptation of Stephanie Meyer's novel, Twilight.
Girl 1: Who's that guy?
Girl 2: That's Robert Pattinson. He dazzles me frequently.
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Sorry, this one is not dirty. Oral Roberts is a college in Oklahoma. Oral Roberts is mentioned in the movie Club Dread as a sex joke though
I go to school at Oral Roberts and it is nothing like an anal johnson
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