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A half kurdish half danish boy from Denmark who drinks a lot of tea in his fathers basement
"Simon Fredberg Günbat drinks so much tea in the basement"
"I agree he should stop"
The THIIIIICCCCEST man I know. He tanks cafeteria tacos like no one else. He is a big lax bro and has a horse cock and a half. He is a typical jew and often wears a patagonia and khakis to school. He has a broken shoulder and is a little bitch when it comes to nuts (except human nuts). He sucks fat black women boobs whenever he is thirsty. He can lactate whenver he wants. His man boobs squirt milk.
Duuuude. Nate (extraspecialchunkybastard) Simon swallowed Mr. Rushforths cock whole.
'Best' school in Hertford. Full of wannabe gangster Year 8s and racist Year 7s. Collects outcasts like Pokemon. Biggest celebrity is George Ezra which explains a lot and has more inspirational speeches than diversity. Labelled posh school because it has chromebooks which are mainly used pornographic content. Would HIGHLY recommened.
He came from Simon Balle School which is why he failed in life
A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.
Side note : usually in debt.
Don’t be like Simon.
I met Simon Keough Jack today.. I feel good about myself now
Simon Keough Jack is also a name for a shit YouTuber. Probably in debt and mushroom hair. Also has the potential to be mistaken for a fat lesbian.
This YouTuber is such a simon Keough-Jack
The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.
The rest is history now.
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the italian word for a faggot or someone that likes dick
that guy is such an italian simone
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