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The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis
I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.
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A salad that has been splooged on.
The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.
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Named after creator, a long-time sailor in the British navy with three peg legs, if you get my meaning (hint hint). A two or more person contest that consists of becoming extremely intoxicated and then running through a crowd and, in Pete's own words, "grabbin' as many boobys as ye can touch."
Extra points are awarded for tongue to boobage contact. Last person to pop a hard one wins.
I played Salty McPete with Bobby yesterday in Tiananmin Square yesterday.
I love Chinese chicks. Who won?
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Salty McPete owned your sister last night, dude.
Good for him. He deserves something like that, after losing his third leg top that tiger shark.
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A Males Semen placed in a IceCube Tray
Then Frozen.
''Geez Sheryl These Salty Groggs Taste Great''
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A term used to describe the residue left behind when a man relieves himself after sex or masturbation. The phrase is given its name from the often salty taste and smell of the substance.
Phil: "I've laid my salty foundations."
Darren: "Oh realy? when's it due?"
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When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"
"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"
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A Salty Roadsign is when you ejaculate in a jar, add 1 tablespoon of highgrade sea salt and let it ferment for a week, you then tie your subject up to a road sign and perform a drive by, typically shattering the jar over there head and covering then in Skeet and Salt, thus resulting in a Salty RoadSign
Kurt was very excited when he performed his first salty roadsign on Hillary
~Scarpy~
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