A big douchebag who has no friends.he is normally fat and a wetty a dickhead and a troll
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Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous
He is such a Sam.
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Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
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A girl who wants to get mentally AND physically fucked by Bob Marley! She hates gravy with the passion of 1000 burning suns. Her closet is probably bigger than Jeffrey stars boyfriend. (Pretty big and beefy) Sheβs nice on the outside but on the inside sheβs the devils best friend NO ecquaintance. Sam will attract boys like bees are attracted to honey, and get attached to dogs with cherry eye like Donald trump is attached to building a wall.
Sam: Bob Marley is zeee shat
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!
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the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".
Oh look its sam watch out he might take a picture of your butt
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An Arab with soft nipples wo likes to eat dogs and thinks that Jack is thick
Jack: hey Sam
Sam: u thick, let me tap that
Jack:NOOOOO!!!
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A Hypocritical homophobe !!!
TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!
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