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Erick Sanchez, a sweet loving guy at first. Then ends up staging you in the back and doing other shit with different guys and girls.
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An affectionate term for an affectionate act. After completing the act of sweet loving, the male wipes his hand across his ass, runs his finger across his woman's top lip and inserts an explosive device in her mouth, preferably an M-80 firecracker or a fragmentation grenade.
Please accept this detonating sanchez as a token of my affection...oh, shit, sorry, I blew your face off; I'll go get a towel.
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This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchez and an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and keep them within arms reach. While having sex with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. When they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you cum on their face. Then grab your pubes and throw your pubes on their face. You have just completed a "Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles".
Doctor: Ma'am, what happened to you?
Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.
Doctor: ... that's hot.
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When you give the old lady a good old fashioned Dirty Sanchez and in doing so, her upper lip is also adorned with a few remnant kernels from her previously consumed, savory Jolly Green Giant Corn Niblets.
Rachel is going to have to cut back on her corn consumption prior to anal sex. Otherwise, she can always expect a Jolly Green Sanchez.
I gave that whore a Jolly Green Sanchez. What a dirty slut.
To drive really fast with no fucks given
He was rip dick Sanchezing through a crowd of people and crashed laughing at all the dying people
This man will make your heart skip a beat. From his big brown eyes to that goofy smile i love this man he is perfect in every single way. I love him with all my heart and i always will. He treats you like the queen on his world and hold you up higher then anyone else can. Once you get a Elijah Thomas Sanchez there is no turning back you are stuck with him for life ... but im fine with that :)
I Love You With All My Heart Elijah Thomas Sanchez And I Always Will <3
The World: Is that your man ?
Me: Yup and im not sharing him with any of you
The World: OMG you are sooo lucky to have Elijah Thomas Sanchez
Me: i know :) and he is forever mine
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a.) When a woman masturbates during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip.
b.) A female inserts her fingers into her vagina during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip.
Did you hear... Jessica gave John a Dirty Maria Sanchez!
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