To deficate all over the toilet seat. Typically done at a public facility.
The toilet didn't have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so I gave it a Minnesota seat cover instead.
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While in the backseat of a small car fucking a girl... have a friend or family member smash the back window on your back while close to climax.
Hey girl, wanna do the back-seat special with me?
My friend did the back-seat special and I'm sooo jealous!
Warm Seat Syndrome, possibly the most horrific thing that can happen when you sit down on a toilet and it is still warm from the previous user.
Going for a muck out just now and got warm seat syndrome
Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.
She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.
When you bag a last call 10 at the bar and she leaves a snail trail on your truck seat.
Last time I gave her a ride home she left me with Truck Seat Tuna
The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards
Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day
Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt
Overly cushy, large, fancy seat designed for the backside of a wanna-be big shot, often replacing a typical seat regular people sit in.
Even when the regular ballpark seats are filled with fans, many of the big blue padded fat cat seats behind home plate at Yankee Stadium stay empty because of unreasonably high ticket prices.