Random
Source Code
Random
When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.
"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"
When a man ejaculates on a woman's boobs and proceeds to use the semen as lubricant to titty fuck her
"Wow dude, I was so into it I did a semen slider"
when you ejaculate inside a girl, and a week later you hit her pussy, and feel last weeks semen
james:"i broke up with jess"
christian:"why bro, she was so hot?"
james" yea but she doesn't wash her cooch, its like a semen preserve down there "
Semen that sneaks into the wrong hole
He had some ninja semen
Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.
Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.
a chemical created by a mans juicy sticky pickle.
the boy drank his salty semen out of his pickle
Person a: oh my stars is that glue semen flavor
Person b: why yes it is
Person a: did you know I donateded my cock hole juice to be used in the glue?
Person b: what?